Monday, January 30, 2012

Capitalism = Art

Well My Red Beard Bourgeois,
Welcome back to the best Red Beard Blog on the whole internets! 

I write to you today from the grand township of Greencastle, IN 

Yeah... This is a GreenCastle in France or someplace, not Indiana

Well, I wanted to blog alot more this past month, but didnt get around to it.  You know, less is more.  "Always leave em wanting more" as my ole uncle Phineas used to say...

Folks I thought I would tell you a brief tale.  A tale of capitalism at its best.  How a young, poor farmboy grew the be one of the richest men who has ever lived.(most boys are young..)

He was voted "Most Versatile Boy" in high-school.  Basically, MacGyver

Samuel Moore Walton was born in Oklahoma but grew up in Missouri, when his dad decided that farming in Indiana territory couldn't cut it.  He was a dedicated, disciplined, hard worker, doing whatever chores and spare jobs he could to help his family during the great depression.  He was the youngest Eagle Scout in the states history.  He went to the University of Missouri with some scholarships from the ROTC.  He got a job with JC Penny 3 days after graduation, but with WWII on the doorstep he quit a few months later, knowing he would be enlisted in the armed forces.  He worked at a DuPont arms plant in Tulsa till he joined up.   Walton joined the military in the U.S. Army Intelligence Corps, supervising security at aircraft plants and prisoner of war camps.  So he was basically a anti-spy that would stop spies from stealing our airplane secrets and stop Nazi defectors from leaving prison.  Who know, he might have even interrogated some evil Nazi zombies?!  

From the military to the business world he went with cash he had saved from the army, a loan from his father in law, an economics degree in his pocket, and a hard work and gristle in his bones!  Dominating the competition with genius ideas and employee motivation he quickly became a owner of a successful expanding business.  Fast forward a few decades and he has one the Presidents Medal of Freedom, the highest civilian honor an American can obtain, has expanded his corporation worldwide, and IS LOADED!! Sam Walton was the richest man in the United States from 1982 to 1988!

In 2011 6 members of the Walton family have the same net worth as the bottom 30% of American families combined. That's money folks.  Mad Money!  How did get obtain it?  Hard work and determination.  As far as his family goes now, the Waltons control over 48% of the company, and are worth a combined total of $93 billion.  That is more than the GDP of Sri Lanka...  


What did they do with their vast billions?  Invest it, help others, and give it away.  I mean, they are still loaded, but have given it to tons of great endeavors, such as Education Reform, Camp War Eagle, And Crystal Bridges... 

Let me tell ya folks.  I have traveled around this nation for a while now, and been to a ton of neat places.  I have been to art museums in Kansas City, St. Louis, Georgia, Los Angles, and even the Art Institute of Chicago, and none of them come close.  Now hold on before you start throwing bows!  As far as the prestige of the pieces, in most cases, they have Crystal Bridges beat.  However, none can beat its design and setting.  Also, admission is FREE!!! Can you believe it?  Its such a cool place.  You really should go, like now! GO! GO NOW!  

Still reading this?  Well, here are some of my favorite pieces that photo'd: 


Good ole GW!  This Painting is worth $1! Get it?



 Who better to run the animal grade school than a orangutan... that have red beards.
Notice the cat and dog at the end, fighting! 



 A monkey, contemplating Darwinism... I thought it was clever!




 This piece is called: Time
I wonder why...
This one reminded me of my friend John Owen... I wonder this as well.




This was one of the most life like statues I have ever seen.  
Creepy, but fascinating. 



 Read this ^

 Look at this ^


 Look at it up close! 

 Now look at it THROUGH THIS!  
cool huh?





A photo outside the museum? 

 WRONG! Its ART! :)



This is one of my favs.  Mix media.  Its neat, but clown boy isn't.  
He Pretty much photo bombed it! 






And the best for last...






















A red bearded pirate crab fisher! 

Mona Lisa is envious...





Thanks again for coming!  Be tuned in for more posts and red beardiness! 

Monday, January 2, 2012

A Sincere apology...

Dear Friends and bearded people,


I want to apologize for my lack of posting.  I have started and planned several posts but have not finished them.  Blame it on what you will, lack of energy, being sick, flying monkeys stealing my computer... 


I try to post at least once a month, but regardless of the reasons, I have lacked in my posts.  However, with the new year i have committed to posting a new post every month in January! For your input and ideas please head over to my facebook to post your ideas or vote!


Until next week, I would like to leave you with a few of my Napkin pics that I have drawn in coffee shops, restaurants, caves, etc... 






To start, a Frisbee tomato, old man, Model T, & Dancing Gnomes to guitar playing elephants.  Elephants shred the best solos!



 I was at a business meeting with at a certain Italian restaurant where you can draw on the table cloths.  They man I was with ASKED ME to draw a giant robot destroying a city.



Same restaurant.  All I had was a red crayon so I drew facial hair.  Of course I had my pen that I always carry in my pocket.


This was with my community group at Mama Carmen's.  I asked them what to draw and I got some fun challenges.  1/2 lizard 1/2 baseball player, business lion, bugs, Santa jogging with a dolphin, T-Rex playing monopoly, and a Dragon in a kilt. 

  


More random doodles, per request.  My favorite is the Dr. Seuss(ish) Chef. 


I love Dr. Seuss.  He is my favorite author.  I tried to draw some creatures like his.  Don't mind the dragon or football/orc, they are not like Dr. Seuss. 


Here is another Dr. Seuss scene I am quiet proud of. 





Finally, I leave you with one of my drafts for the 2011 IT project Tee shirt.