Beards getting longer or "Beards, continued"

My former beard post was so popular that President Obama asked me to take it down because it was hindering his debt talks.  Pelosi and Boehner couldn't focus, reading my blog on their iPhones and all...

SO, I decided to post some neat things about beards and beards on the internets! 

Links

Here is a sweet beard of a magic guy creating beards out of thin air! (As opposed to 'over-weight' air)  I want to learn how he does it, but magic is of the Devil (like Harry P...  I wont even say his name...) and besides, I grow my beard like Jesus does (not DID. Hes alive)!  

One of the greatest beard sources on the web is http://www.beards.org/ A fantastic site of beardy beardieness.  

If these amazing blog posts haven't convinced you sissy boys to grow a manly awesome beard here are 10 reasons to:

http://www.biggerbetterbeards.org/

Warning! I laughed so hard I peed myself, but it also has some potty language.  (Grammy I'm talking to you!)

LADIES...

I realize that you are feeling really left out right now.  I feel your pain.  When I was a small school boy (insert fat joke, such as "when were you small?!" [now I have your sympathy...]) I too didn't have a beard.  I'm sure glad I became a man and mine came in, because then my blog would have been called "where the grows," and that makes absolutely NO sense.  

FEAR NOT, as the angels of the good book say, You can have a beard too!  Just click here! http://www.imadeyouabeard.com/ 

              ^ I know what your thinking & its not gross.

One more thing...

Folks, I love beards (if you can't tell).  I hope you do as well, or at least I hope they GROW ON YOU.  However, speaking totally candidly, I wished facial hair grew to a much greater light in the hearts and minds of the people in the USA.  It seems that the hobos, uni-bombers, Joaquin Phoenixes, and all the creepos in South Dakota have ruined the beard's good name. 

 But lets be honest, the people that our culture loves most all have beards and we don't mind it at bit.  We even let them into our houses uninvited once a year! We celebrate their birthdays! We eat their Chicken!  Ladies and gentlemen, we even accept them into our hearts...

If I have failed to persuade you thus far, I'll just show you the biblical command...  

Leviticus 19:27

 ²⁷ "Don't cut the hair on the sides of your head or trim your beard.

Therefore, when will you grow your beard out?  Do you have a beard?  Email me a picture of your beard (nathanallen86@gmail.com) and I will rate them on my site!!!  Till next time friends...